Fake Quilt News
December 5, 2016
The proliferation of fake news on Facebook has been in the real news lately, with highly depressing real word consequences. Since fake news is like click bait on steroids, I thought it would be appropriate to make up some fake quilt news headlines. I’m not the first – QuiltingSewingCreating was on top of this weeks ago, but I couldn’t stop thinking of fake headlines.
Mary Fons trying to take away Quilters’ Rotary Cutters
Modern Quilt Guild to no longer allow Quilts with Squares and Rectangles at QuiltCon
Aurifil Thread so Expensive because it’s Woven with the Hair of Italian Children
Shocking Result: Every Member of Ridiculously Long Quilt-a-Long finishes on Time
English Paper Piecing ruled Un-American
*These headlines are fake. Seriously. You’ve been warned. Use your critical thinking skills.*
Have you thought of any fake quilt news headlines? Let me know in the comments.